We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
ugly people sure do ruin things
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
