sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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