threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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