She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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