thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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