So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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