I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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