eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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