i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I have tasted many bathrooms
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
