YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
