what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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