Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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