Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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