u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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