So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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