This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
When are your genitals available?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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