you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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