I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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