butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
