That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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