If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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