hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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