I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
why do cheetos always look like penises
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
