you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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