she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
