And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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