This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
