you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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