so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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