it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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