I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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