i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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