i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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