but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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