trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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