need another drink. this is the easiest way
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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