About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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