Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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