what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
They should really pass out barf bags in church
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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