I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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