why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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