i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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