Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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