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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically

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(775): View more from Nevada

they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.

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(208): View more from Idaho

aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?

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(256): View more from Alabama

Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.

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(613): View more from Ontario

The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.

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(360): View more from Washington

I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.

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