Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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