We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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