Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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