i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
this will be a night to untag.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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