your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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