p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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