Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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